land of extremely stupid crossovers
my shipping pattern seems to have continued.
tiny older british men in jumpers, and the cheekbones who love them.

my shipping pattern seems to have continued.

tiny older british men in jumpers, and the cheekbones who love them.

sometimes when i can’t sleep i go through my pictures folders and look at all the doodles i started but never finished. i find a lot of cute, oddish things. like this.
filename: smoosh.psd
timestamp: 2/25/12

sometimes when i can’t sleep i go through my pictures folders and look at all the doodles i started but never finished. i find a lot of cute, oddish things. like this.

filename: smoosh.psd

timestamp: 2/25/12

for those not aware, knaccfornerdiness is the Good Omens Fanfiction Fairy Godmother. seriously. new to the fandom? looking for a specific type of fic? she will swoop out of nowhere and summon stories for you. i look forward to the day i finally get off my ass and read the book so that i can take advantage of her fic recommendation blog XD
also she is just an adorable person and my fail!lolita style does no justice to her fashions. 
…and apparently GO fanfics are written on scrolls of parchment :|

for those not aware, knaccfornerdiness is the Good Omens Fanfiction Fairy Godmother. seriously. new to the fandom? looking for a specific type of fic? she will swoop out of nowhere and summon stories for you. i look forward to the day i finally get off my ass and read the book so that i can take advantage of her fic recommendation blog XD

also she is just an adorable person and my fail!lolita style does no justice to her fashions. 

…and apparently GO fanfics are written on scrolls of parchment :|

oh, you thought my draw-sherlock-characters-as-toys was just a phase i’d get over?
i’m touched by your opinion of my mental health.

oh, you thought my draw-sherlock-characters-as-toys was just a phase i’d get over?

i’m touched by your opinion of my mental health.

spoiler alert john doesn’t stay dead because shut up i like sappy happy endings.

there’s a philosopher’s stone involved. and astral projecting. and treason. and demon-summoning. and basically it’s all moran’s fault.

on a somewhat unrelated note, am i the only one out there who headcanons that john really DID hurt his leg in afghanistan? like sometime right before or right after he was shot, they ran into an IED or something. so he did have a real limp for a while, but it physically healed long before he mentally accepted it. *le shrug*

THIS IS MY LIFE.
THESE ARE MY CHOICES.

THIS IS MY LIFE.

THESE ARE MY CHOICES.

so i’ve been reading the dresden files.
but what if. like. there was an AU where sherlock was a wizard who could see ghosts.
wait no don’t leave yet, let me finish. ghosts stay behind because they’ve got unfinished business. sometimes that business is getting justice served to the person who made them ghosts in the first place. but vengeful murderer victim ghosts are boring; they know who killed them, they’ll just tell you. where’s the fun in that? no, the interesting murder victim ghosts are the ones who can’t remember how they died or why. those are the ones sherlock helps. not because he actually cares if they get their peace and can pass over or not, mind, but because it’s just s’damn intriguing. a murder mystery so baffling that even speaking to the dead victim can’t give you a clue? neat.
and then there’s john watson, dead army doctor. not much of a mystery there. man goes to war, gets shot, dies. except not; his wounds shouldn’t have been fatal. and if it had just been complications, or an unfortunate delay in treatment, his ghost wouldn’t still be around. so what the hell really happened?
how they met up, i couldn’t say. but john ends up a lot more interested in helping sherlock help other ghosts than worrying about his own passing much. and sherlock finds that having an intangible, invisible partner tapped strongly into the spiritual elements of magic is dead useful, no pun intended. especially since the army tags he’s bound to are a lot less cumbersome than his eternally-bitching former helper-spirit’s skull is. 
uh. so yeah.
sorry for the tl;dr.
i just have a lot of feelings for Extremely Stupid Crossovers and AUs :|

so i’ve been reading the dresden files.

but what if. like. there was an AU where sherlock was a wizard who could see ghosts.

wait no don’t leave yet, let me finish. ghosts stay behind because they’ve got unfinished business. sometimes that business is getting justice served to the person who made them ghosts in the first place. but vengeful murderer victim ghosts are boring; they know who killed them, they’ll just tell you. where’s the fun in that? no, the interesting murder victim ghosts are the ones who can’t remember how they died or why. those are the ones sherlock helps. not because he actually cares if they get their peace and can pass over or not, mind, but because it’s just s’damn intriguing. a murder mystery so baffling that even speaking to the dead victim can’t give you a clue? neat.

and then there’s john watson, dead army doctor. not much of a mystery there. man goes to war, gets shot, dies. except not; his wounds shouldn’t have been fatal. and if it had just been complications, or an unfortunate delay in treatment, his ghost wouldn’t still be around. so what the hell really happened?

how they met up, i couldn’t say. but john ends up a lot more interested in helping sherlock help other ghosts than worrying about his own passing much. and sherlock finds that having an intangible, invisible partner tapped strongly into the spiritual elements of magic is dead useful, no pun intended. especially since the army tags he’s bound to are a lot less cumbersome than his eternally-bitching former helper-spirit’s skull is. 

uh. so yeah.

sorry for the tl;dr.

i just have a lot of feelings for Extremely Stupid Crossovers and AUs :|

based on this, except i didn’t have the picture in front of me when i drew it so i completely messed it up. also, omfg what is anatomy i am fired.
still, it makes me irrationally happy. so in case i don’t manage to get a better version done, here you go <3

based on this, except i didn’t have the picture in front of me when i drew it so i completely messed it up. also, omfg what is anatomy i am fired.

still, it makes me irrationally happy. so in case i don’t manage to get a better version done, here you go <3

i think i need to go to Fanart-For-Fandoms-You-Aren&#8217;t-In Rehab D:
superlockians, i know john but not sam. is it legit to think they&#8217;d get along?
i just want them to be friends.
for aesthetic reasons. 

i think i need to go to Fanart-For-Fandoms-You-Aren’t-In Rehab D:

superlockians, i know john but not sam. is it legit to think they’d get along?

i just want them to be friends.

for aesthetic reasons.