I miss all your: my wife is an angel and my brother is my kid wait what the hell is going on even. I really do.

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Sometimes I do too, Nonnie. But I have a weird inability to stick with a fandom steadily for more than about a year, and with all the wank that is CONSTANTLY AND UNAVOIDABLY THROWN AROUND on tumblr about Supernatural, I just find the whole thing more and more tiring. I tried to do a thing the other day and this was as far as I got before letting out an obnoxiously exaggerated sigh and nope-ing out.

Spoiler alert it was Lucifer.
He was going to embroider on some protective sigils next but then the little snotbucket became contagious.
Let’s pretend that’s really lightweight, super flexible tubing. How else do you get salt into the hem of a blankie but still make it washable?? …I have a curious way of over- and then under-thinking these things ._. But think about how when you’re scared of monsters you hide under your blanket, because if you can’t see them they totally can’t see you amirite. KID LOGIC. Only for Sammy it would actually work ;3; (to a degree).
littlelaceboots:
dakt37:
So I hear Dean is now Cooking Mama.
(Headcanons welcome as to who made Sammy’s moose hoodie.)
Dean lined up his ingredients next to the plastic mixing bowl. Eggs, milk, batter and oil all ready to be thrown together. He reached for the drawer next to him, contents clattering as it opened, and pulled out a whisk. The stove was already heating up so he had to hurry up if he wanted to have the pancakes ready before Sam was up.
As he reached for the measuring cup he heard a little pitter patter of footsteps coming closer. Toes sliding across soft carpet, light with enthusiasm.
“Hey Sammy! Happy Birthday!” exclaimed Dean as his little brother entered the room. Sam’s face was plastered with a huge grin that made his cheeks hurt a bit.
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*UTTERLY DELIGHTED SQUEALING*

So I hear Dean is now Cooking Mama.
(Headcanons welcome as to who made Sammy’s moose hoodie.)
SOME DE-AGED!SAMMY FOR YOUUUU <3
Plus a little Unca Gabe a la this convo with Sydney XD
Sick Sammy
myalienlover:
One Shot about de-aged!Sammy getting sick and not wanting to tell Dean.
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I wish I wasn’t such an embarrassingly slow reader, because I’d love to record myself reading deaged!Sammy fic people send me so you know I’m not just using tumblr hyperbole when I talk about how much squealing and flailing I do. Seriously, my cat was highly unamused.
Everyone should go read this now, but if you miss it don’t worry because I’ll eventually do an illustration and reblog it again because YES <3<3<3
Sam meets Crowley ((Written especially for Dakt))
Crowley tilted his head to the side as he met the small boy’s gaze.
“So this is little Sammy, then?”
“Yes, this is Sam.” Gabriel said, a protective hand grasping Sam’s shoulder.
“It’s nice to look down on him for a change, I must say.” Crowley smirked down at the child. “Do you remember me, Sam?”
Sam nodded carefully. “Yes. They ate your tailor.” Dean burst out laughing at the expression on the demons face.
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Wee!Sammy story for you, mi amigo!
I was under the impression that I was the only one in love with the wee!sammy and Dean/Castiel playing mummy and daddy Au… But it turns out I was wrong! I really, really love all of your doodles you do, and the fics you’ve done*. So I thought I’d share my AU fic with you. :D
*dakt note: i haven’t written any fics. all the fics on my blog are submissions from others <3
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Castiel wasn’t entirely sure how he ended up with a four year old child clutching to his leg. All he had wanted to do was to go to Sam and speak with him about… About… Something important, surely. But when he had appeared, he was immediately pushed back several inches by a small, brown haired child. Castiel awkwardly patted the boy’s head.
“Um… May I help you, child?”
The boy looked up, and Castiel’s eyes widened at the all to familiar puppy dog eyes. “Samuel?”
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*rolls up sleeves* a’ight, it’s time for the mid-season recap, i see.
whenever i draw anything with young or de-aged winchesters, i’ll tag it “weechesters,” “wee!sam,” and/or “wee!dean,” depending on the content. however, all things that i consider to be related to my specific “de-aged!sam raised by destiel” AU are also under the tag “ my wife is an angel and also a dude and my kid is my brother wait what the hell is going on even.” it doesn’t have a plot per se, and the details shift constantly depending on what random ideas i get. basically it’s all one big thought experiment that everyone is invited to weigh in on.
but generally my headcanon involves sam being mentally regressed but still holding on to a lot of vague memories, so he recognizes people and things that he wouldn’t have known when he was actually 4. (ish. 4ish. i don’t actually know terribly much about small children so his behavior and size probably fluctuate a lot between like 3 and 5 or maybe even 2 and 6 like seriously HOW DO CHILD DEVELOPMENT IDEK. he’s small and has a lisp and does various painfully-adorable things okay that’s all i know.) i have no idea what season this is supposed to take place in, but bobby is a key character, as is gabriel (UNCA GABE!) because i like them and it’s my AU so i do what i want. lots of other people who probably should be dead show up now and then just because i like toying with various ideas and seeing how they feel. i hesitate to call many things “canon” for my AU because i like too many of the conflicting possibilities. tbqh i could end up with a forest of AUs branching off this AU if i tried to label things based off the various inconsistencies. so i just keep them under the same banner for simplicity. some drawings and text-post-musings relate to each other, others don’t. it’s almost like a series of drabbles? same base idea, different minute details. i could maybe make a list of some of my favorite scattered ideas but this post is already way too long and getting longer, so.
here is a list of all the de-aged!sammy stories that i read before and during the early stages of my drawing obsession. there are probably plenty more out there—including a few in my inbox and tag right now that i will hopefully be posting/reblogging soon—but those are the ones that had direct influence over my ‘verse.
(aside: please note that i actually only give about half a teaspoon of fucks about the destiel part of my ‘verse. it’s there for convenience. i love the idea of daddy!dean. i love the idea of cas and de-aged!sammy interacting. i love the idea of sammy getting to have two parents. but destiel itself holds none of my interest. i have nothing against it, i just. don’t. care. .___. i mean i guess matchmaker!sammy is something i kind of adore too, but not as a plot device. if that makes sense? like a… like… like the parent trap!! the girls are clearly the main characters. the parents getting together is a big plot point, obviously, but it’s all for and by the GIRLS. like if this verse ever coalesced into a big epic fanfic, dean and cas getting together would be like hermione and ron getting together. important, lots of build-up, but not the POINT by far. okay? okay.)
oh and i have no clue who fran is. it’s something the anon who wrote that ficlet threw in. maybe i’ve missed a reference, maybe anon is named fran and was being self-indulgent. idk. %D