#john watson trying not to be gay while sherlock prances seductively
YOU ARE LITERALLY MY FAVORITE PERSON RIGHT NOW
HIS LEG IN THE SECOND ONE
OH MY GOD
#FOREVER UPSTAGED BY LITTLE SIS’S DRAWING ABILITY BUT NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK
EXTREMELY STUPID TWO-PANEL THINGS, WITH BONUS MISQUOTING!
OKAY I’M DONE SPAMMING
FOR NOW
…I JUST REALLY ENJOY DRAWING SHERLOCK PUNCTUATING HIS SENTENCES WITH EXTREMELY HETEROSEXUAL INTERPRETIVE DANCE MOVES OKAY
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
the best things in life involve tumblr memes and cock shoes. i'd put a cut but lol how do i tumblr?
Stranger: YES THIS IS DOG
You: LOL
You: I AM A MOOSE
Stranger: HELLO MOOSE I AM DOG
You: HELLO DOG I AM MOOSE
You: DO YOU KNOW THE PLURAL FORM OF MOOSE?
You: IS IT MEESE?
Stranger: TELL ME MOOSE, DO YU HAVE A YOUNGER BROTHER
You: I DO NOT
Stranger: DATING A HOBO IN A TRENCHCOAT
You: OH
Stranger: OH WRONG MOOSE
You: THAT BROTHER
You: THEN YES
Stranger: AH
You: I HAVE A BROTHER
Stranger: FABULOUS
You: YES
You: VERY FABULOUS
You: WE ALSO TRAVEL WITH THE DOCTOR
Stranger: THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW
You: AND SOLVE CRIMES WITH CONSULTING DETECTIVES
Stranger: I PUT SOME SEMTEX IN YOUR COMPUTER
You: NO
Stranger: DO HO HO
You: I AM A MOOSE
You: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THESE THINGS
You: GIVE ME A DEMON
You: I STEP ON DEMONS
Stranger: I AM A DEMON
You: THEN I SHALL STEP ON YOU DOG DEMON
Stranger: NOT IF I BURY YOU IN BASKERVILLE FIRST
You: NO
You: YOU ARE THE HOUND OF BASKERVILLE
You: I STEP ON YOU
Stranger: I AM EVERYWHERE
Stranger: I AM ALL CRIME
You: NO
Stranger: I AM THE MOST FABULOUS BITCH AT THE PARTY
You: YOU ARE MORARITY
Stranger: THE ONE AND ONLY BBY
You: I KNEW YOU WERE A DEMON
Stranger: YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWWWWWN
You: DISGUISED AS A DOG
You: I SHALL CALL THE DOCTOR
Stranger: DISGUISED AS A CABBIE
You: AND STEP ON YOU
Stranger: YOU CAN'T STEP ON THE UNDEAD
Stranger: FOR YOU SEE
You: YES I CAN
Stranger: I AM ALSO A ZOMBIE
You: I AM A MOOSE
Stranger: AS EVIDENCED BY THE CHUNK MISSING FROM MY SKULL
You: WITH BROTHERS WHO DATE ANGELS IN TRENCH COATS
You: WE SHALL STOP YOU
Stranger: BUT I AM JIM FROM IT
Stranger: WHO KILLED SHERLOCK HOLMES
You: NO ONE
You: HE IS ALIVE
You: LOSER
Stranger: UNPOSSIBLE!
You: HE HITCHED A RIDE WITH THE DOCTOR
Stranger: BUT THE DOCTOR
Stranger: HE IS LLIMPING AGAIN
Stranger: FUCKING DOCTOR!
Stranger: DANM IT ALL!
You: DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT MOLLY HAD THE DOCTOR ON SPEED DIAL
You: THAT'S WHY SHERLOCK NEEDED HER
Stranger: ALL DOCTORS CAN JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: YOU'RE RIGHT
Stranger: MOLLY WAS 5-9 BACK INTHE 80S WASN'T SHE
Stranger: *K-9
You: YES
You: SHE WAS
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: WELL
You: YOU HAVE LOST
Stranger: I STILL HAVE A SNIPER
Stranger: WHO STILL HAS A CLEAR SHOT AT JOHN WATSON
You: DOG DEMON
You: TOO LATE
Stranger: FUCK
You: THAT WAS LIEK THREE YEARS AGO BRO
Stranger: SEB YOU ARE SO FIRED
Stranger: AND SLEEPING ON THE COUCH
You: SORRY SEB
You: I COCK BLOCKED YOU
You: SORRY
Stranger: DON'T WORRY
Stranger: WHEN I'M DONE HE WON'T HAVE A COCK TO BLOCK
You: NO SEB RUN
You: HIDE AS A LAMP
Stranger: DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
You: HE IS COMING
You: OH MY GOD
You: COCK SHOES
You: HE WANTS COCK SHOES
You: FUCKING RUN SEB!
Stranger: I ONLY NEED ONE MORE TO COMPLETE THEM
Stranger: I SUPPOSE A MOOSE COCK COULD DO
You: NO
You: THAT WILL NOT DO
Stranger: HEEEEERE MOOSEY MOOSEY MOOSEY
You: I SHALL HAVE TO CALL THE DOCTOR
You: AND AMY
Stranger: YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME
You: AMY WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Stranger: UNDER THIS MASSIVE PILE OF DEAD SUPPORTING SPN CHARACTERS
Stranger: BWAHAHAHAHA
You: YOUR DASTARDLY PLAN WILL NEVER WORK
Stranger: BUT IT ALREADY HAS
You: WE HAVE A GAY ANGEL AND DEMON
Stranger: LOOK DOWN
Stranger: YOUR COCK IS NOW MINE
You: NO MY MOOSE COCK IS STILL HERE
You: THE GAY ANGEL AND DEMON ARE KEEPING IT SAFE
Stranger: OH WELL THEN MAYBE W SHOULD GET ON WITH THE SPY'S ORIGINAL SUGGESTION
You: IN THEIR LIBRARY
Stranger: I MEAN
Stranger: WE HAVE TALKED AN AWFUL LOT ABOUT COCKS
Stranger: THAT COUNTS AS SEX CHAT RIGHT
You: I'M SURE IT DOES
You: MOOSE COUNTS, LIKE MINE, ESPECIALLY COUNT
You: AND SPEAKING OF SPYING
You: SHERLOCK KNEW ABOUT THE CAMERAS
You: AND DEDUCED THAT YOU WANTED TO SEE JOHN NAKED
Stranger: I KNOW HE DID
You: SO HE SHORT WIRED THEM
Stranger: OOH NOW I FEEL REALLY BAD
Stranger: BAD LLAMA!
You: NO NAKED JOHN FOR YOU
Stranger: UNDOUBTEDLY HE REROUTED THEM TO HIS OWN FEED
Stranger: SUCH A COY THING
Stranger: MY LITTLE SHERLY IS
You: HE PUT IT TO MYCROFTS HOUSE
You: NOW YOU HAVE NAKED MYCROFT
Stranger: OOH! DOUBLE TROUBLE!
Stranger: I ALREADY HAD NAKED MYCROFT
Stranger: HOW DO YOU THINK HE GOT ME TO TALK
You: OH THAT MAKES SENSE
Stranger: FUFUFUFUFUFU
You: DOUBLE THE NAKEDNESS
Stranger: DOUBLE THE RAINBOW
Stranger: BUT NOW
You: YOU ARE DASTARDLY DEMON DOG
Stranger: I HAVE A POLICE BOX TO FIND
You: YOU'LL NEVER FIND IT
Stranger: THE MASTER WILL FIND IT
You: THE MASTER ALREADY FAILED
You: HE SHALL FAIL AGAIN
Stranger: HE JUST WANTED YOU TO THINK THAT
Stranger: I AM DOG
Stranger: MY SENSES ARE SUPREME
Stranger: I CAN FIND ANYTHING
Stranger: ESPECIALLY ANYTHING THAT SMELLS OF SEXY SEXY CONSULTING DETECTIVE
You: YOU GREEDY QUEEN
You: YOU ALREADY HAVE SEB'S COCK SHOES
You: REALLY
Stranger: YEAH BUT THEY'RE FLATS
Stranger: THEY NEED SOME HEELS
Stranger: A FEW MORE COCKS SHOULD HELP WITH THAT
You: I'M SURE IRENE WOULD BE HAPPY TO DONATE
Stranger: WHY WOULD A LESBIAN BE HOARDING COCKS
Stranger: SILLY
You: LESBIANS DO STRANGE THINGS TO COMPENSATE
You: FOR LACK OF COCK SHOES
You: SHE PROBABLY HAS A COCK COAT
You: AND COCK BOOTS
Stranger: IT'S TRUE, THERE ISN'T ANYTHING QUITE LIKE A NICE PAIR OF COCK SHOES
You: WHO DO YOU THINK INVENTED COCK SHOES
You: THE LESBIANS
Stranger: THAT DOES MAKE SENSE
Stranger: BUT I PERFECTED THEM
You: OF COURSE
You: I AM MOOSE
Stranger: I PERFECT EVERYTHING
You: I HAVE ALL THE SENSE
Stranger: I A DOG
Stranger: I HAVE NONE OF THE GRAMMAR
Stranger: BUT ALL OF THE COCK SHOES
You: HOW DOES ONE GET TO BE A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND WITH NO GRAMMER?
Stranger: BY HAVING SPELLING
Stranger: *GRAMMAR
You: OH FOILED AGAIN
You: I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL GRAMMAR
You: I AM SO FOOLISH
Stranger: THAT'S OKAY, YOU;RE DOING WEL FOR A MOOSE
You: I AM A FOOLISH MOOSE
You: *WELL
Stranger: HONESTLY I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW YOU TYPE WITH HOOVES
Stranger: TOUCHE, MOOSE
You: I HAVE A MUTANT WITH ME
Stranger: OH GOD
You: HE CONTROLS METAL
Stranger: NOT HIM
You: HE HELPS ME TYPE
Stranger: HE'S SUUUUCH A DOWNER
You: BUT HE IS SO HELPFUL
You: HELPING POOR MEESES LIKE ME TYPE
You: BUT I CAN SEE YOUR POINT
Stranger: I LIKE HIS LITTLE BRITISH FRIEND BETTER
Stranger: DIDN'T PUT UP MUCH FIGHT FOR HIS COCK
You: HE HAS DONE NOTHING BUT WHINE ABOUT SAID BRITISH FRIEND
Stranger: OR WHEN I PUSHED HIM DOWN THOSE STAIRS
You: OH GOD HE READ THAT
You: HE HAS UNLEASHED A ROAR OF ANGER
Stranger: TELL HIM HIS TASTE IN CLOTHING IS ATROCIOUS
You: HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT COCK SHOES
Stranger: PRUPLE WITH RED?
Stranger: WHO DOES THAT
You: AND CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS
You: BUT I AGREE
You: NOT MUCH FASHION SENSE THAT ONE
Stranger: IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC, AT LEAST DRESS WELL
Stranger: AS I DO
Stranger: WESTWOOD!
You: HE SAYS HE PREFERS ARMANI
You: ALSO
Stranger: TELL HIM HE'S A BITCH
You: HE'S SAYS
You: FUCK WESTWOOD
Stranger: WELL FUCK HIS MOTHER
You: AND THAT YOU'RE A BITCH
Stranger: OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT
Stranger: HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE ANYMORE
You: HE'S THROWING FURNITURE NOW
Stranger: I AM NOT A BITCH
Stranger: I AM *THE* BITCH
You: I THOUGHT IRENE WAS THE BITCH
You: OR IS IT *THAT* BITCH
Stranger: THERE YOU GO
Stranger: TENSE IS IMPORTANT
You: I AM GETTING THE HANG OF THIS GRAMMAR THING
You: BEING A SIMPLE MOOSE
Stranger: I'M PROUD OF YOU, MOOSE
You: BUT MAGNETO IS ANGRY
Stranger: I ALMOST FEEL BAD ABOUT THROWING YOUR BROTHER INTO THE THAMES
You: HE LIKED HIS BRITISH FRIEND'S COCK
You: WAIT WHAT
You: WHAT DID YOU DO
You: DAMNIT DOG!
Stranger: THAT EXPLAINS THE "EL" TATTOO ON IT
You: NOW YOU HAVE SHOES WITH HIS INITIALS ON IT
Stranger: BUT YES, YOUR BROTHER SAYS "ASDFKJHGLUBGLUB"
You: FASHION DISASTER
Stranger: I TUCKED THAT PART INTO THE SOLE
You: HIS ANGEL IN A TRENCH COAT WILL BE SO MAD
You: FUCK YOU DOG
Stranger: MAYBE WHEN HE PIECES HMSELF BACK TOGETHER
Stranger: TRENCHCOATS CAN HOLD SO MANY EXPLOSIVES
You: HE IS STILL AN ANGEL THOUGH
You: THAT GAY ANGEL AND DEMON ARE GOING TO BE PISSED
Stranger: HOW DULL
You: NOW THEY HAVE TO WORK
Stranger: ANGELS ARE BORING
Stranger: OH THOSE TWO
Stranger: THEY DON'T BOTHER ME
You: THAT DEMON MIGHT DO SOMETHING THOUGH
You: YOU INTERRUPTED LUNCH
You: HE LIKES THE RITZ
Stranger: LUNCH!
You: THIS HAS CUT INTO HIS RITZ TIME
Stranger: I HAD A LUNCH DATE
Stranger: WITH MY DOCTOR
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAD
Stranger: BY WHICH I MEAN
Stranger: THE DOCTOR WHO IS NOW MINE
You: IMPOSIBRU
Stranger: IT WAS LOVELY REALLY
Stranger: HE DIDN'T EAT MUCH, BUT THEN I GUESS A GAG DOES LIMIT YOUR INTAKE A BIT
You: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU DOG QUEEN
Stranger: JUST TELL YOUR FRIENDS COWERING ON THE TARDIS THAT IF THEY WANT THE ANTIDOTE, SHERLY DEAR WILL HAVE TO COME MEET ME FOR DINNER
Stranger: ANGELO'S
You: BUT HE IS ALREADY HAVING DINNER WITH IRENE
Stranger: SEVEN O'CLOCK
You: AND BY DINNER
You: I MEAN
You: SHE HAS HIM TIED UP
You: AT THE RITZ
Stranger: OH DEAR, I WILL HAVE TO HAVE A TALK WITH THAT BITCH
You: MAKING HIM EAT
You: FISH STICKS AND CUSTARD
Stranger: OH! HOW DREADFULLY COMMON
You: I DON'T DO THIS SHIT
You: I JUST REPORT IT
Stranger: I UNDERSTAND
You: AND NOW MAGNETO IS YELLING
You: AGAIN
Stranger: YOU ARE JUST MOOSE, AFTER ALL
You: I AM BUT A HUMBLE MOOSE
Stranger: THAT YOU ARE
You: AND YOU ARE A DEMON DOG
Stranger: A HUMBLE MOOSE WHO IS MISSINGHISCOCKHAHAHAHAHA!
You: THAT HELPS WITH GRAMMAR OCCASIONALLY
You: NO MY COCK IS STILL HERE
Stranger: DAMN
Stranger: WHOSE COCK IS THIS THEN
You: YOU MUST HAVE GOT THE WRONG MOOSE
Stranger: OH WELL
You: MAGNETO SAYS
Stranger: IT'LL MAKE A LOVELY STILETTO ANYWAY
You: YOU CAN HAVE SHAW'S COCK
You: IF HE CAN HAVE THE BRITISH ONE BACK
Stranger: OH BUT IT'S SO SMALL AND SAD-LOOKING
Stranger: WHO WOULD WANT THAT COCK
You: APPARENTLY EMMA
Stranger: WELL SHE'S A STUPID BETCH
Stranger: /SCARF FLIP
You: HE ALSO SAYS YOU CAN HAVE EMMA'S COCK
Stranger: OOH
You: IT'S DIAMNONDS
Stranger: A DIAMOND COCK
You: DIAMOND
Stranger: IT WILL BE MY CROWN JEWEL
You: I MEANT TO SPELL THAT
Stranger: FOR MY CROWN
You: IF HE CAN HAVE THE BRITISH COCK BACK
You: IT DOES HAVE HIS NAME ON IT YOU KNOW
Stranger: HMMM
Stranger: GET HIM TO GET ME SOME SWEET SHERLOCKIAN ASS AND IT'S A DONE DEAL
You: OH I DIDN'T MEAN HIM TO READ THAT
You: HE'S GOING OFF TO FIND HIM NO
You: *NOW
Stranger: HELLO ERIK!
You: DAMNIT ERIK
Stranger: PARALYZED ANY FRIENDS LATELY~
You: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
Stranger: MY OWN SIDE
You: I'M TALKING TO ERIK
Stranger: I AM DOG
Stranger: I AMSWER TO NO ONE
You: ERIK WILL DO ANYTHING FOR BRITISH COCK
You: IT IS HIS ONLY WEAKNESS
Stranger: I KNOW THAT FEEL *SIGH*
Stranger: BUT ALAS
Stranger: MOOSE
Stranger: I'M AFRAID OUR TIME HAS COME TO AN END
You: NO
You: I NEED TO DISTRACT YOU SOME MORE
Stranger: BUT MY DINNER DATE
You: I MEAN
Stranger: IT'S SO UNCOUTH TO BE LATE
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MOOSE
You: NOTHING
Stranger: WIT FUCK WHERE DID JOHN GO
You: I SAID NOTHING
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: NOOOOOOO
Stranger: DAMNIT MOOSE
You: THE DOCTOR HAS ESCAPED
You: AND WE STOLE ALL YOUR COCK SHOES
Stranger: YOU CRAFTY QUADRAPED
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: NOT MY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
You: IT WAS THE ONLY WAY
Stranger: /GROSS CRYING
You: YOU REIGN OF OWNING THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF COCK SHOES IS OVER
Stranger: I... I AM DOG... DOG....
You: *YOUR
You: SORRY
You: STILL WORKING ON THE SPELLING
You: I AM MOOSE
Stranger: I GUESS IN THE END
Stranger: SPELLING AND GRAMMAR HAVE BESTED US BOTH
You: YES THEY HAVE
Stranger: KILLING US SLOWLY
Stranger: AND SOFTLY
You: EXCEPT FOR SHERLOCK
You: HE'S ALIVE
You: THROWING COCK SHOES AT EVERYONE
Stranger: WELL AT LEAST MY SHOES ARE STILL BEING PUT TO THEIR INTENDED USE THEN
Stranger: HITTING PEPLE IN THE HEAD
You: BUT THEY ARE BACK TO WHERE THE BELONG
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: I'M GOING TO GO FREEZE MYSELF IN A BOCK OF ICE UNTIL THE 22ND CENTURY
Stranger: THEN I'LL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF LESTRADE'S USELESS GRAND-DAUGHTER
Stranger: AND BLONDE!LOCK
Stranger: AND ROBO!WATSON
You: THEY WILL STILL BEAT YOU
You: ESPECIALLY ROBO WATSON
You: WHO IS A BAMF
Stranger: UNLESS SOMETHING TRIPS HIM
You: HE HAS COCK SHOES TO KEEP HIM STEADY
Stranger: DAMN
Stranger: I FORGOT HOW RESILIANT COCK SHOES ARE TO THE PASSGE OF TIME
Stranger: THOSE SHOES WILL BE AROUND FOREVER
You: AS THEY WERE INTENDED
You: UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
You: RICHARD BROOKS
Stranger: FAREWELL MOOSE
Stranger: YOU WATCH YOUR ASS OUT THERE
You: I'M STILL PROTECTING MY COCK
Stranger: AS YOU SHOULD
Stranger: IT' ALL YOU HAVE
Stranger: I BURNED YOUR CAR
You: WHAT?
You: DAMNIT DOG
Stranger: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
DEAR SHERLOCKIANS: GET ON OMEGLE RIGHT NOW.
slytherintomychamberofsecrets:
Reblog reblog reblog right now this needs to happen ASAP///
YES COME PLAY WITH ME
CAN I JUST USE THIS GIF FOREVER
ONE FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE CRYING OVER THE OBVIOUS ENDING
ONE FOR TV PSEUDO-SCIENCE FUCKERY
ONE FOR THE WRITERS RELYING SO MUCH ON SHERLOCK HOLMES MYTHOS THAT THEY DON’T FEEL THE NEED TO CONVINCE US THAT SHERLOCK IS EVEN REMOTELY FRIENDLY TO JOHN TO HIS FACE EVER
ONE MORE FOR “SUBTEXT,” HOMOEROTIC AND OTHERWISE
ONE FOR ALL THE PEOPLE GIVING MYCROFT AND LESTRADE HELL FOR DOING THEIR FUCKING JOBS
ONE SPECIAL ONE FOR SHERLOCK FOR BEING A CONSTANT DICK THIS SERIES
ONE FOR THE WRITERS FOR MAKING ME THINK YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY TWIST THE TWIST ENDING KILL JOHN INSTEAD? IT WAS DONNOVAN THE WHOLE TIME?
AND HEY ONE MORE FOR ALL THE CRYING PEOPLE. GET AHOLD OF YOURSELVES.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hLxQQW-rtDY
survey says: yes. lmfao the sobbing on my dash is ridic, i don’t even watch it but i feel sympathy for them??? XD
DON’T. DO NOT FEEL BAD FOR THEM. THEY ALL KNEW HOW THIS HAD TO END. AND IT JUST… AUGH I HAVE SO MUCH RAGE ABOUT A FEW THINGS THAT I CAN’T EVEN MAKE ARGUMENTS FOR BECAUSE OOOH ~ SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF FOR THE SAKE OF TV~ OOOH BUT NO. JUST. FUCK EVERYTIHNG.
