land of extremely stupid crossovers
luckydicekirby:

allielikesbears:

jactance-de-boufbowl:

tamlane:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

helenawayne:

captaincommunist:

playwriteofdreams:

I save the world after being frozen in ice for seventy years?
…NO THIS MEANS MY BEST FRIEND DIES AND THEN COMES BACK AS THE WINTER SOLDIER

…I saw Bourne Legacy yesterday…
Does this mean I’m a professional badass?

I AM BATMAN

I am the Norse God of thunder.

I’m a badass archer princess?
Cool.

I…I journey?
I guess ono

I am Professor Xavier and I have to round up other mutants to stop Sebastian Shaw? I guess that’s all right.

I’m an… ex con with a painting business? Okay then.

well i’m either a prostitute or a penniless sitar player writer

luckydicekirby:

allielikesbears:

jactance-de-boufbowl:

tamlane:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

helenawayne:

captaincommunist:

playwriteofdreams:

I save the world after being frozen in ice for seventy years?

…NO THIS MEANS MY BEST FRIEND DIES AND THEN COMES BACK AS THE WINTER SOLDIER

…I saw Bourne Legacy yesterday…

Does this mean I’m a professional badass?

I AM BATMAN

I am the Norse God of thunder.

I’m a badass archer princess?

Cool.

I…I journey?

I guess ono

I am Professor Xavier and I have to round up other mutants to stop Sebastian Shaw? I guess that’s all right.

I’m an… ex con with a painting business? Okay then.

well i’m either a prostitute or a penniless sitar player writer

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    So I guess I just sit around being cranky and hermity until a bunch of dwarves invade my home and then there’s a ring...
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    Guess I’m Superman now too…or perhaps a journalist?
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    The Dread Pirate Roberts
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    I guess I should head back to silent hill and retrieve my adopted parents
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    *deep voice* I’m Batman
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    Crap…I’m Sweeney Todd…
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    Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist.
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    Just saw District 9. I getz to be a prawwnnnnn :(( And a MNU worker.
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    WHO PUT MY NAME IN THE GOBLET
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    Train Robbers that escape to Bolivia,
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    Starfleet Captain. Awww yeah
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    Captain of the Starship Enterprise. Hell yes.
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    I guess I need to go find a moving castle…
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    I am a lawyer that is incapable of lying……. great -_- (Liar Liar)
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    I am a writer/bonds salesman. or a bootlegger/ bond scandal person. depending on who you consider protagonist.
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    The last movie I watched was the Book of Eli, I don’t know what this means for me.
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    I’m a fuckin’ vampire! I’m a hunter.
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    Last film I watched was Iron Man… so… “Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist…” I can live with it.
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    I can’t say. Spoilers. It’s awesome, though.
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    I’m a demon hunter, but with very shitty dubbing and bad acting. WHY WAS THE LAST MOVIE I WATCHED FABLE: TEETH OF BEASTS
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    Does Dominic Toretto even have a job? Is being a badass a job? That is my job now. Professional badass.
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    Manager of the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch. Oh my.
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    I’m Elvira!!! YEEEEEEEEEESSS
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    …I think this means I’m a kitten now