land of extremely stupid crossovers

dylansbulge:

The new thing at our house is answering the phone with “Hello, all five of us are voting Democrat.”

Literally, ten calls today. NONE of them were from Wisconsin.

But voting is important, guys. So if you’re a Wisconsin resident, make sure you go tomorrow and vote. 

FUCKING THIS

STOP CALLING ME

I SENT IN MY ABSENTEE BALLOT

I GET THAT THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT

BUT OMG PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

I DID MY BEST